I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dummy who thought they could trick a dog with peanut butter on their... well, you know. But instead of a doggy lick, they got a mouthful of ants! It's funny because it's gross and because nobody in their right mind would do that. And based on you liking the joke, I can tell you ain't that bright, are ya?