Peanut Butter Prank Fail

I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dummy who thought they could trick a dog with peanut butter on their... well, you know. But instead of a doggy lick, they got a mouthful of ants! It's funny because it's gross and because nobody in their right mind would do that. And based on you liking the joke, I can tell you ain't that bright, are ya?

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One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining. And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
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