Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Pecan's Ballet Phobia
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you chucklehead! This joke is funny because a "nutcracker" is both a ballet AND a thing that cracks nuts, like our pal the pecan. Get it? Ballet? Nuts? You probably can't even spell "pecan," you walnut!