What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven’t fed them for a month.

Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually I shouldn’t spread it.

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread em?

Did you hear the joke about the butter?

What is it?

I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.

this isnt a joke i just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia

JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech

After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first doctor”.

The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair”.

Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news”. The doctor replies, “He’s dead”.

An orphan died. No one cared why? Who is supposed spread the word his parents.

What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They’re both easy to spread

Did you hear the rumors about butter? Nevermind - you shouldn’t spread them

Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart

dang it got ketchup on my sleeve what do I do o spread the LOVE

Me: Mom i think i need to go to the hospital …Mom: OMG Why son …Me: Idk whats wrong but everytime i close my eyes i can see

…Think about it then spread LMAO

Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh I guess I better not spread it.

today i saw my son lick out a tub of butter, i told him to make a sandwitch without butter for a week (as a punishment) he said ‘ok’ and licked the bread. ‘it’s really easy to spread’ he said. LOL!

Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard👅👅👅

After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first doctor”.

The doctor replies, “We’ll, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair”.

Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news”. The doctor replies, “He’s dead”.