What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven’t fed them for a month.

Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually I shouldn’t spread it.

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

Did you hear the joke about the butter?

What is it?

I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.

I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread em?

JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech

this isnt a joke i just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia

Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart

After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first doctor”.

The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair”.

Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news”. The doctor replies, “He’s dead”.

What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They’re both easy to spread

Did you hear the rumors about butter? Nevermind - you shouldn’t spread them

An orphan died. No one cared why? Who is supposed spread the word his parents.

dang it got ketchup on my sleeve what do I do o spread the LOVE

Me: Mom i think i need to go to the hospital …Mom: OMG Why son …Me: Idk whats wrong but everytime i close my eyes i can see

…Think about it then spread LMAO

Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh I guess I better not spread it.

2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes

2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it

Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “…you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year

today i saw my son lick out a tub of butter, i told him to make a sandwitch without butter for a week (as a punishment) he said ‘ok’ and licked the bread. ‘it’s really easy to spread’ he said. LOL!

Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard👅👅👅

After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first doctor”.

The doctor replies, “We’ll, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair”.

Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news”. The doctor replies, “He’s dead”.