What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Spread Jokes
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
Butter believe it.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
