Food jokes
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
A burrito walked off a building.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
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"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
My Butterfingers slipped.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.