Food jokes

Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid.

A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.

Apple: What?

Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!

What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

Why doesn't bread like warm weather?

It gets toasty!

Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?

Because it's a wrapper.

What's up with airline food?