Food jokes
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What's up with airline food?
Memes
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
A burrito walked off a building.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ