Food jokes
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
ChEesE
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.