Food jokes
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Memes
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.