Food jokes
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Where is Freshfry?
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Milk (DYM 115).
ChEesE
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Don't crack this joke up!
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Eating a clock is so time-consuming.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!