Food jokes
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
Anyone else who snaps their biscuits perfectly in half?
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!