Food jokes
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?