Food jokes
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker.
Pussy, asshole, cunt.
Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch.
Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick.
Jesus Harold Christ!
Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt!
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Where is Freshfry?
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Down syndrome and brownies.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.