Food jokes
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!