Food jokes
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Memes
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Corn flake.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."