Food jokes
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Memes
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.