Food jokes
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.