Food jokes
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Memes
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.