Food jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Anyone else who snaps their biscuits perfectly in half?
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
20 likes by just cheese.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!