Food jokes
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
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What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
I felt the need to share this masterpiece with all of you.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Spinach
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.