Food jokes
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Memes
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.