Food jokes
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!