What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Food Jokes
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
