Food jokes
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Memes
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
I like chips.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.