Food jokes
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Memes
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.