Food jokes
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Corn flake.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.