Food jokes
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
me when
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
I like chips.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!