My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Kaas.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
I knead bread.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
