Food jokes
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Memes
Le fishe
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.