The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
Food Jokes
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
