Food jokes
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Memes
Le fishe
I like pepper.
I tried to eat a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Corn flake.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.