Food jokes
Corn flake.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Memes
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.