Food jokes
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
I dare you not to laugh
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!