Food jokes
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
I like pepper.
I tried to eat a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.