Food jokes
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Memes
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Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!