Food jokes
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Memes
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!