Food

Food jokes

Cake

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

Lump

If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.

If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

Memes

Poop

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he was kneading a poop.

McDonald's

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.

Stew

When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

KFC

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.