Food jokes
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Memes
eat up
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Kiwi loves men.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.