Food jokes
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
cane sauce
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.