What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Food Jokes
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Kiwi loves men.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
