Food jokes
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
Memes
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You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!