Food jokes
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
POV: fishing in the city
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!