Food jokes
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.