Food Jokes

A: This rice is very delicious!

B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?

He cracked up!

How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.

Let me tell you a joke about pizza!

Never mind...

It's too cheesy.

What do you call fake noodles?

Impasta!

A meme with three panels. In the first panel, a blurry stick figure is crying. The second panel shows a clearer picture of the stick figure crying in front of a tan cat. The third panel is a close up of the cat.

What is the difference between babies and dogs?

I don't eat dog parts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?

Life Savers.

What stresses a baby strawberry out?

When its mom is in a jam.

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.