Food jokes
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Memes
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.