Food jokes

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?

Chocolate carrots balls.

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.

Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

What do you call a eatable door?

- Coriander 😂

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

What is the postman's favorite fruit?

Water-mail-on.

Why is there A/C in hospitals?

So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

Corn flake.

What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?

You get salmonella.

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."