Food jokes
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.