Food jokes

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

A: This rice is very delicious!

B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

What's a hamburger's favorite color?

Burgundy.

I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.

What is Batman's favorite food?

Justice.

Robyn Olive in 10.

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?

'Cause they can't elope.

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...

Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!

I like pepper.

I tried to eat a clock the other day.

It was very time consuming.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"