Food jokes
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Le fishe
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
My chocky milk, don't you touch my chocky milk! It's mine! No it's not! It's your face! Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
I like mangoes.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?