Food jokes
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Kiwi loves men.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?