Fruit and Ex-Wives

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Fruit is like ex-wives.

They both look really good hanging from a tree.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you goof! The joke is comparing fruit to ex-wives, see? Both look appealing when they're "hanging from a tree." In the case of fruit, hanging from a tree is normal. But with ex-wives, it implies something dark, like... well, you know. It's funny 'cause you wouldn't expect it. Side note, your brain is slower than a sloth on a Sunday morning.

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