Food jokes

How do you eat a meat?

You steak it in your mouth.

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!

Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.

I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”

Fruit is like ex-wives.

They both look really good hanging from a tree.

Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!

Where do the Borg eat fast food?

Borger King.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

What do you call a flooded hospital?

Vegetable soup.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?

Because it's in bread.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?

Because he kept dropping the BEETS!

What is a pig's favorite part of karate?

A pork chop.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!