Food jokes
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
Memes
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!