Food jokes
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Milk (DYM 115).
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.