Food jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Memes
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.