What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Food Jokes
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
