Food jokes
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Memes
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!