Food jokes
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Memes
cane sauce
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Ass cream.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"