Food jokes

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.

Ass cream.

If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?

Why can't orphans bake?

They don't have milk.

The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because dad never came home with the milk.

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Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.

What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."

Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But, smoking bacon will cure it!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

One of them has a family tree.

What is long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.