Food jokes
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Ass cream.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
SPAGHETTI DEMON
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
You want a pizza from me!!!!
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!