Food jokes
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
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I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.