Food jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.