Food jokes
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
I ate my mom.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
I like mine's extra cheesy!
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Ass cream.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.