Food jokes
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Memes
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
I ate my mom.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝