Food jokes
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?
I cried when I cut up the onions.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Memes
Pop a choccy milk!
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Why does my mum eat carrots?
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.