Food jokes
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Memes
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
I ate my mom.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.