Food jokes
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.