Food jokes
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Pop a choccy milk!
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.