When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Food Jokes
Why does my mum eat carrots?
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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