Food jokes
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
I ate my mom.
Memes
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.