Food jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.