Food jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
Memes
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!