Food jokes
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What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Potato.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."