Food jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."