Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Food Jokes
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
