Orphan Cereal

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained goof! This joke is about orphans, which are kids without parents, you probably already knew that because you are one. The joke implies that their dads are gone for good – like, super gone – because they never came back from getting milk. So, the orphans gotta eat their cereal with water instead of milk because their dads ain't comin' back. It's dark humor, get it? You probably don't, because of your history with milk.