What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is like, so simple it hurts. A "broken chicken" is literally a chicken that's broken... get it? Like, injured? You probably thought too hard and tried to find some hidden meaning, didn't you? Don't worry, I'm sure you're good at *something*.
Anonymous
What do you call a pathetic excuse for a joke? You obviously already know.