What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Alright listen up, you chucklehead. So, a potato is talking to a sweet potato, right? The sweet potato tells the regular potato to hurry up. The potato replies "I yam." Get it? "I yam" sounds like "I am". It's a pun, you uncultured swine. It's like you not knowing that bears crap in the woods.