Food jokes
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?
I cried when I cut up the onions.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What's bad? A nut allergy.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.