Food jokes
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Memes
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Ass cream.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.