Food jokes
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Ass cream.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!