Food jokes
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
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Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.