Food jokes
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
Le fishe
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.