Food jokes
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
You want a pizza from me!!!!
Memes
dino nuggie cult
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does this mean? šš„©
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.