Food jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
I like mine's extra cheesy!
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
I ate my mom.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!