If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Food Jokes
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?
I cried when I cut up the onions.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Pop a choccy milk!
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
