Food jokes
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!