What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Food Jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
I like chips.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
