Food jokes
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.