Food jokes
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Memes
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!