Food jokes
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Memes
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?