Food jokes
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
I like pepper.
I tried to eat a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.