What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
Food Jokes
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
I'm hungry.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
