Food jokes

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?

Time to beet your maker.

What is shark's favorite day?

Chewsday.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop onions.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

A pork chop.

Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"

Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?

A: The pizza can support a family of four.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.

Corn and corn, where is popcorn?

If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!

I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.

"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"

What are twins’ favorite fruit?

Pairs 🍐.

I'm hungry.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they're all shellfish.

What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?

One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.