Food jokes
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
Memes
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.