Food jokes

There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

What is shark's favorite day?

Chewsday.

I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.

What are twins’ favorite fruit?

Pairs 🍐.

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!

"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.

I'm hungry.

What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?

One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because its mom was a wafer too long!

Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

What do you call a living Panera Bread?

Panera Breath.

Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!

How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Lil' Spice