Food jokes
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.