Food jokes
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!