Food jokes
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.