Food jokes
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.