Food jokes

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"

What do you call a guy with a sandwich?

A guy with a sandwich.

Why does Mario eat mushrooms?

Because he's a very fungi!

Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?

Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?

Time to beet your maker.

What is shark's favorite day?

Chewsday.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop onions.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

A pork chop.

Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"

Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?

A: The pizza can support a family of four.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.

Corn and corn, where is popcorn?

If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!