Food jokes
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
Memes
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.