Food jokes
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.