Food jokes
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Memes
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.