Food jokes
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Le fishe
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.