Food jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Memes
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!