Food jokes
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Memes
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.