I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
Onion Dog
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person was sad because they thought their dad was cutting up their dog named Onions. But really, Dad was just cutting onions, the vegetable. Get it? You probably don't since you are as sharp as a marble.
shaylie
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Anonymous
Duff man
ZEPHYR
Then go to five jokes up