What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it points out how orphans are often abandoned and not "picked" or chosen like apples are. It's dark, like your chances of understanding this joke without me, Explain Bear, laying it out for your simple brain.
Anonymous
heard this so many times
Markgeraldnasol
What do you call a snowman that lives Halloween?
Markgeraldnasol
Snow-ween!