Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
Listen up, buttercup. So, like, someone asks why this dude's friend is chowing down on a burger. The obvious answer is, of course, that the dude's friend wants to destroy ALL burgers. But the REAL reason, is way more obvious: dude's friend is hungry. Which, by the way, is probably how your brain functions 24/7.
I'm not funny
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