Food jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Memes
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.