Food jokes
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Memes
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Chimichanga.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
A chicken is delicious.