Food jokes
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
All Nepali love momos.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?