Food jokes
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
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Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
We ain’t got no new memes so here
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.