Food jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
Memes
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Pickled carrots.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!