Food jokes
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
Curry.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."