Food jokes
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Memes
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
A chicken is delicious.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
Pineapple turnover.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.