Food jokes
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.