Food jokes
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Memes
We ain’t got no new memes so here
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.