Food jokes
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
I like Cheetos.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
Bread?
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.