Food jokes
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Glizzy?
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!