What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
Food Jokes
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
