Food jokes
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Am I a guard or a guava?
We ain’t got no new memes so here
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
I like mangoes.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.