Food jokes
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!