Food jokes
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Pickled carrots.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Memes
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!