Food jokes
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
I like mangoes.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.