Food jokes
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Memes
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.