The Return of the Milk

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the dad took a long time to get the milk. This plays on the stereotype of dads who "go out for milk" and never come back. It's a real knee-slapper if you are a boomer.

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