Iceburg jokes
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Ad
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
Ad
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"