Iceburg jokes
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"