Food jokes
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Omnom.
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!