Food jokes
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.