Food jokes
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Keep calm and curry on!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.