Food jokes
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.