If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Mushroom Pizza
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, slowpoke! The joke is that instead of being with someone who loves you, you're stuck with mushroom pizza. It's a sad, pathetic substitute for love. And judging by your taste in jokes, I'm not surprised you can't tell the difference, genius.