Food jokes
I eat cockroaches.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Cereal.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣