Food jokes
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Memes
Why did I find this?!
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
Cereal.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.