Food jokes
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Eat cockroaches.
Memes
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.