Food jokes
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.