what is a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it sure as hell aint plane
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
Can Orphans go to a Family Restaurant?
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer
What do ghosts put their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese.
i ate to many temmie flakes... i guess i got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Where's a cannibals favorite place to eat?
Chilli's. Because they got them baby back ribs.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
Me: have you ever tried african food
You: no
Me: they haven't either
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
