Food jokes
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.