Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
Food Jokes
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
