I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
What do you call a gay barbeque?
LGTBBQ
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee, his dad sees this and says "i saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies "i don't care, i don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says " i saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little johnny replies "I don't care, i don't like butter anyway." Both little johnny and his dad go in for dinner, johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. little johnny looks and smiles and says "do you want to tell her or should i?"
What is Africa’s most played game The hunger games
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
20 likes by just
cheese
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!
I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately...”
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
i ate to many temmie flakes... i guess i got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
