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What’s the difference between a jew at a banquet and a jew at a motorboating session? A jew at a banquet can be welcome and get their noses into some food but a jew can’t get their noses into a motorboating session.

I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.

The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why does he does that my sister said Iove him long time.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don’t have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you’ve eaten more than you actually have.

whats your mums favourite food?

chicken nuggets hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

What does Stephen Hawking have for food?

have you ate at the restaurant at the Moon its got good food but no atmosphere.

I’s so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite food?

Spare ribs.

What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if youre vegan you call him food. If youre poor you eat the skin.

Why does the Greeks and Romans like food. Because food is good for you.

What makes a bird fly?

Bird food! LAUGH

Whats damos favourite food? Big slongs

What’s steven hawkings fav food WiFi chips or his shoulder

What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)

A Boy asked his Dad : « Why didn’t you make love with my mom daddy ? » Dad : « Because I’m gay »

Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee

Son : « W- Wait a minute… So how did i exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight ? » Dad : « Because you are not real and i didn’t even have a wife »

The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : « Why you did look so worried I’m just bringing some food for breakfast » Son : « Well but why your hands is full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Dad : « Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot … » Son : « But it was a nightmare … »

Dad turns into a monster

Dad : « I’m your nightmare »

The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.

The Son with himself: « Wake up btch wake up btch !!! »


Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy I said no wonder your foreheads so greasy

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don’t worry nether have they.

What is Beyonce’s favorite fast food chain? dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!

There was a dog in the middle of the room so i called it and started to play fetch, then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it but it was tasty

what’s an old man’s favourite food

wrinkled onions