Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
What do you call a gay barbeque?
LGTBBQ
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
What is Africa’s most played game The hunger games
20 likes by just
cheese
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
