What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life ten when I woke up my wife was gone.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry. -
Until I threw a watermelon in her face
~Robin
What does sex and food have in common My sister makes it better than my cousin
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What is the most musical part of a chicken 🐔?
The drumstick 🍗.
What kind of bagel 🥯 can fly?
A plain.
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"
what do you call a avocado that got shot? glockamole
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno
what is a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it sure as hell aint plane
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
