drive-by jokes

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.

After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll-up.

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

Why did the boy get run over?

Sally was driving.