drive-by jokes

Drive

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!

Friend

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

Brother

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

Pedophile

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

Zone

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

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  • Twin Towers

    McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.

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  • Stereotype

    I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

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  • Community

    ★ intro: dankton ★ Let me just grab this, yep, put that there, zap that, grab this here little voice module, insert that, add the bbl and oh, my god, kare-baby, you're back!

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