drive-by jokes

After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll-up.

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

KSI driving ability.

I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.

I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.

Wait, there aren't any road bumps.

O h s h i t.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.

Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.