Food jokes
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What's the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Memes
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!