What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up
If you get you get it
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted
how does a train eat?
it goes chew chew
"Oh waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why yes"
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger. Mommy is that Uncle Joe?
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
Whybare there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you can't have medicine on a empty stomach.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"
@blue takis?
Can emos eat a happy meal or is it a depressed meal
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Whats the difference between a baby and garlic bread. I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."
