Food

Food jokes

Cucumber

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

Teacher

Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."

Romaine

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

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  • Dinner

    Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?

    Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

    Memes

    Stereotype

    What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

    Vampire

    A vampire goes to the bakery.

    Vampire: "One bun, please."

    Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"

    Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."

    Orphan

    Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.