What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
Can Orphans go to a Family Restaurant?
What do ghosts put their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese.
My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Where's a cannibals favorite place to eat?
Chilli's. Because they got them baby back ribs.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
Me: have you ever tried african food
You: no
Me: they haven't either
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup
