Food jokes
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
Memes
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What's the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.