Food jokes
Kiwi loves men.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!