Food jokes
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
I like chips.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.