are you my pantry bc u look like a snack ;)
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What do cats eat for breakfast???????????
mice krispies
What do mice š eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese š§.
Why are french fries rude
How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
What long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
how come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles
What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
Why can't an Asian play baseball Cause they always eat the bat
what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD
thereās no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
