What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Food Jokes
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Hm, free food
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
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Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
