Food jokes
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Memes
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If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
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What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.