Food jokes
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Beans and toast.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!