Food jokes
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
"Mitchnite burger."
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.