Food jokes
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Memes
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This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
20 likes by just cheese.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.