bunger
What long and black? The line at Popeyes.
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee
I LOVE EGGS
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease
I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off
why did two fours skip lunch they alreddy 8
How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Dark..Humor :)
What did the man say to the woman. "Make me a sandwhich".
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
