What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ, my titties, and then I saw the most a shoe got shoveled all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched the guy, got smacked in the face, went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF are you staring at?" I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I thought this, "This isn't over motherfucker, I'm gonna find you and kill you." Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital. They told me, "Why tf were you fighting a stop sign?" I said, "What? You were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign?" I said, "Bitch, I ain't crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka"
