Food jokes
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
I make baby mush.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"