Food jokes
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.