Food jokes
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Memes
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.