Food jokes
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Memes
Relatable
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
I make baby mush.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.