Food jokes
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.