The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Food Jokes
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
