Food jokes

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.

The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.

What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

A bonelet.

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.

What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because it felt crummy.

Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?

One can feed a family.

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.