Food jokes
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Paki curry is shit.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.