Food jokes
Ass cream.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Let's taco about something.