Food jokes
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Memes
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.