Food jokes
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.