Food jokes
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.