What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
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Listen up, egghead! This joke is all about eggs and puns, see? Like, eggs using "Eggk47s" instead of AK-47s, get it? And "eggcellent" instead of excellent. It's like, eggs are trying to be cool, but they're still eggs, ya know? I bet you didn't know that you are more likely to break an egg if it is cold compared to room temperature. I'm not yolking!