Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Food Jokes
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling onions!
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
