Food jokes
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.