Food jokes
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"