Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
