Food jokes
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.