Vegan Teacher Cheeseburger

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Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.

Wanda: Ok, Timmy.

Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!

Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about Timmy Turner using his fairy godparents to turn the Vegan Teacher into a cheeseburger so he can eat her. It's funny because it's dark and unexpected. Also, you thought the Vegan Teacher was annoying? Based.

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