Food jokes
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.