I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
