I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Jacko Special Sausage
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You thought a sausage from Bunnings was just a sausage, huh? Well, you're wrong, you absolute buffoon. This ain't a regular sausage; it's a *Jacko special*. Get it? It's old like Michael Jackson. The guy is dead, and this sausage is probably just as expired. And the bread? Seven years old?! You're lucky you didn't get food poisoning, you dolt!